Acura's Super Secret Stealth AWD System

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
10/09/2016 at 09:42 • Filed to: Acura

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It’s crazy quiet, so quiet you wouldn’t even know the car had it! You’ll test drive an RLX and say to the dealer, “Yo, this is so f*cking quiet it has gotta be FWD, yo!” But shhh, AWD. Don’t be telling yo friends about this feature, yo. This one has shhhh...AWD. Whisper that sh*t!

Acura had to develop a “Quiet Mode” for the 2017 NSX because it doesn’t have shhh, AWD (that’s why I’m not buying one new).

So don’t be offended if an Acura owner shushes you out of nowhere, they’re just making sure you know that their AWD is some super secret squirrel sh*it, bro.

But real talk for a second, anytime I need to “shhh” someone or hear someone being “shhh-ed,” I whisper All Wheel Drive afterwards, that way it clears up the rudeness.

I’m still waiting for the next generation of SH-AWD to come out. ShutTheF*CKUp! -AWD is going to be so quiet it’s ironic!

STFU-AWD FTW!


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Wobbles the Mind
10/09/2016 at 09:46

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I think it’s funnier that it stands for ‘Super Handling - All Wheel Drive’, which it does. Not even joking.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
10/09/2016 at 09:49

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The predecessor to shhh...AWD was the Honda Prelude Type...shhh.

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It didn’t want you to know it wasn’t as good as the Type S in Japan, so it shushed you when you asked it what type it was.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Wobbles the Mind
10/09/2016 at 10:03

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Acura does nothing for me. The last decent car they built IMO was the 2004-2008 TL.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Wobbles the Mind
10/09/2016 at 10:11

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Acura does absolutely and positively nothing for me.

NSX.

That is all.